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Your house plants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.

Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.

You keep more food than beer in the fridge.

6:00 AM is when you get up, not when you go to bed.

You hear your favorite song on an elevator.

You watch the Weather Channel.

Your friends marry and divorce instead of hook up and break up.

You go from 130 days of vacation time to 14.

Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as dressed up.

You're the one calling the police because those no no! kids nextdoor won't turn down the stereo.

Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.

You don't know what time Taco Bell closes anymore.

Your car insurance goes down and your payments go up.

You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonalds leftovers.

Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.

You no longer take naps from noon to 6 PM.

Dinner and a movie is the whole date instead of the beginning of one.

Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3 AM would severely upset,rather than settle, your stomach.

You go to the drug store for ibuprofen and antacid, not condoms and pregnancy tests.

A $4.00 bottle of wine is no longer pretty good stuff.

You actually eat breakfast food at breakfast time.

I just can't drink the way I used to, replaces, I'm nevergoing to drink that much again.

90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.

You no longer drink at home to save money before going to a bar.

You read this entire list looking desperately for one sign that doesn't apply to you!!!

[Flowerpot]

haha, thats a good one as it is so very very true. And the last point made me laugh out loud!

[niksan]

That is a very nice list. like you said I was desperately reading it to find the one that fits me, and not to find the one that doesn't fit me. Actually I must agree that all those lines fit me fine ..hehe ...i know I am grown up but I read it for fun and enjoyed it a lot.

Thanks!

[Hanan_x3]

Haha! That was really funny! I've seen this in people. I guess I haven't grown up because none of that applies to me.

[Wizteen]

lol!! thats funny indeed! and interesting! as i went through it i found out i havent grown up a bit and at some parts im older than my grandpa
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[Paul_H_UK]

All of them are so true except the condoms and pregnancy tests, im a good boy honest , though I am worried now as I got to the last one and it is so true its unreal, am I really old and grown up nooooo it can't be tell me its wrong please

[anyabee]

you hit the cherry on this one. and, as much as it hurts to admit it, i have all signs.

[cassie21]

hahahah I have grown up, I have all the signs, except for the sex part, still waiting.lol.
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[piya84]

I guess i am not even born yet!
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[Tanya]

I'll have to say that I've had more than a few on the list. I have to say that getting older isn't bad for some things. On the other hand, more $$$ spent on miracle products for the skin.

[xarver]

Lol that's funny because for some people it's all of those on the list.
Not me of course, I'm not even that old. Heh.